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Keeping secrets are never fun.

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Gossip Girl

It's better to be on a rising sun then a setting one. There are many of you, who have aspirations to become well known throughout this community. Whether it be by flaming yourself (not_kosher, posting hideous v-logs (mattchew03) or by simply being annoying (littleoldmanboy), everyone loves to have the internet spotlight on them. Some of you, however, aren't fortunate enough to be well known. But you try to be.

daishstarter is one of them. She desperately wants to become a mod at ONTD, and will do anything to get there. Recently, she attempted to dethrone M3 on his monopoly on Tabloid Wednesday. For each magazine cover, she made a separate post.

Poor thing, she was completely oblivious to how obnoxious she was being. Her little stunt has sent her to nowhere's ville, and her dreams of becoming an ONTD mod? Long gone. She's over saturated, always has been, always will be.

It's a shame, really. Seeing Coral's breasts like always perked up my day.

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Gossip Girl

There's no better way to get some free publicity than to stage a fake fight. It seems the resident bffs, offyourhead and lovesafable have taken a hint from Paris and Nicole. The past few days, the two have been fighting, very publicly, with each other.

But now, it seems their fight was faker than not_kosher's AIDS. Why has ontd_anas become such a forum for attention seekers? From mattchew03 and tiredofbeinsexy asking everyone to "please respect their privacy", while of course, announcing it's their anniversary, to littleoldmanboy's desperate antics, it seems everyone wants a piece of the e-fame pie.

Sad really.

I love to talk about it though.

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Gossip Girl

Spotted - raptorwrath falling for a female cohort. Hard. It seems our favorite chubby ginger has taken a cue from blu_, and switched his sexuality. I wonder how she'll feel about those nude pictures he took of himself.

Oh R, you'll do anything for attention.

I love it.

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Gossip Girl

It's official. not_kosher isn't HIV positive. It's simple really. N_K is a vindictive bitch. He would love to prove us all wrong. If he could slam it in our faces, he would. And we've all challenged him to do so. Yet, he continues to pussy foot around the situation.

He doesn't even say the medications he's on, let alone show them in a video. He claimed, during his HIV scare, that the clinic had never, ever had a false negative. Now, we're supposed believe he's their first?

And I'm sorry. No one with HIV/AIDS lives to their full life expectancy. I would love the meet the doctors that say so.

To be honest with you all, I honestly thought at first N_K did have it. I thought, that as low as he had gone before, he would never stoop this low. I guess he has. It's sad really, how far some people will go for attention.

Before you know it, mattchew03 will be having an AIDS scare of his own.

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Gossip Girl

Spotted - the_mole123 and gut_me_out falling in love. How precious of them. From what my sources reveal, 123 and G text and talk to each other constantly. G even calls 123 his hot little guero.

Watch out mattchew03 and tiredofbeinsexy. There may be another gay power couple, ready to dethrown you.

You know you love me.

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Gossip Girl

Spotted - h_b_i_c huffing paint from his garbage. It appears that this E-head has run all out of money, and can't afford coke anymore. His mother has cut him off, and since he doesn't have a job, he truly is slumming it.

But don't worry H. By the looks of it, you're already a fan of Wal-Mart.

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Gossip Girl

Eating disorders. What a pain they can be. Personally, if I ever had to choose one, I'd choose bulimia. That way, you get to eat the food without the calories. I guess mattchew03 agrees with me. Our favorite McFlurry, who's just been dumped, has been suffering from this disease for years.

It's pretty obvious, when you look at it. The way he eats verges on the disgusting. His diet lately seems to consist only of fast food. And knowing M3, he's seeing the double chin we see, grow right under neath him.

Bulimia is perfect for him. He doesn't like to leave the house (hence his paleness), so the gym is out of the question. This way, M3 can loose the weight, and still be able to watch The View.

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Gossip Girl

All good things must come to an end. The same goes for mattchew03 and tiredofbeinsexy. The gay power couple have decided to call it quits. It seems T grew tired of M3's infidelity, and has decided to move back to Florida.

T claims that they're departing as friends, but as you and I both know, there's something much, much more. Oh M3, how this makes you look like a fool. Your big blow out on me? It only made me more correct in my statements.

M3 can't keep his dick in his pants. But what else is new?

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

Spotted - not_kosher being hesitant to say what medications he's taking. Could this naked cowboy not have the disease? It strikes me for one, as odd. For someone has open, and personal as he is, why not just reveal what medications he's on?

It's time to call N_K's bluff. I'm challenging him to make a video, and show all of his medications that he's taking. Pictures won't be enough. I need this in film for myself.

And if he cries, "I have nothing to prove," than that will just solve everything, won't it?

You started the fire, N_K. Now it seems you've lost control.

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Gossip Girl

Food can often be a comfort source for many. But, like anything else, it can become an addiction. And it seems mattchew03 may be heading on that path. M3 is very open about his high caloric intake, as he known to spend upwards of twenty dollars at Taco Bell. He loves posting pictures of him and tiredofbeinsexy's McDonald's late night treasures. Simply put, if there's food, our favorite McFlurry is involved.

Maybe the kid likes food. Or maybe I'm just the only one who spots the double chin slowly growing on his face.

Careful M3. I'd hate to have to see you on Fat Camp.

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Gossip Girl

Spotted - ilovemeganm taking a break from the internet. Our favorite 5 minute ONTD Mod has recently been M.I.A. recently, due to the flames made about her. Who knew she had such soft skin?

Rumor also has it that not_kosher's illness with HIV has affected her in so many different ways. Thatm coupled with the flames, forced her to take a small break from the community.

I, for one, have enjoyed her absence. I like not being bombarded with "Ask Ro".

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Gossip Girl

Spotted - raptorwrath taking pictures of his delicate pee machine. Apparently R is so enamored by his little device, he wants to share it all with the world. Why, do you ask? Well, as we all know, R loves the attention.

Stay classy R. I know you will.

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Gossip Girl

All good things must come to an end. The same can be said for friendships. One of Anas closest pairs, wotdoumean and littleoldmanboy have had a massive falling out. Although W isn't the first to defriend L since his recent bouts with depression, no one has been as vocal as she has. W even went as far as kicking L out over their beloved panini club.

This story of this friendship begins long ago, before livejournal, before Anas, even before ONTD. It begins in a magical setting, one of fairies and potions and epic battles. No, I'm not talking about West Hollywood. I'm talking about Neopets.

W was 11, and she had just met L. For their first year of friendship, L had told her that he was a girl, and had given her pictures of his sister to prove it. He first said his name was "Mimi", and then when he came out as a boy, he declared it to be "Shannon". From there, a groundbreaking friendship, involving everything Asian, was started.

But, the foundations of the friendship are far gone. L has been losing friends fast, and he won't be regaining any soon.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

Diseases can be funny, I suppose. It depends on the context. ms_firecrotch appears to be tickled pink at the recent diagnoses of not_kosher. Rumor has it, that while in a chat, Firecrotch was seen making fun of N_K's new disease.

Leave it to her to get mad at someone to poke fun of Lohan's binge drinking.

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Gossip Girl

I guess the truth really does hurt. mattchew03 just made a horribly long post in ontd_anas. It seems he wanted to debunk every rumor I've reported on him.

Lighten up, M3. We're only having fun.

At your expense, of course.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

Spotted - mattchew03 doing what he does best. Deleting posts on ONTD, and then claiming them as his own. Someone before M3 posted the winner of American Idol. M3 begged aurosan to delete the post so he could make his own. A, with no backbone of his own, was happy to oblige.

This isn't the first time our favorite McFlurry has gone power hungry. He is well known throughout the community to pull stunts like this.

With each setting sun, comes more evidence of M3's desire to be not_kosher. From his drunken banning spree, to his hideous vlogs, to the Mariah Carey posts, to that awful sex tape, it seems this little gap tooth can't resist staying out of the spotlight.

Oh, and deny it all you want M3. Go ahead, you can criticize my grammar if you want. But deep down, you love it when I report on you.

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

Being a fag hag can be a tricky position. Gays are known for their excessive cattiness, drama and flair. All of which, can seem endearing at times. But the line between hag and lover is clearly drawn, yet some hags still are known to fall in love with their gays.

Case and point - dwightsarmy. Ever since D joined the ice cubes, shes noticeably been a different person. It seems her relationship with h_b_i_c has been a part of that transformation. D recently confided into a friend that, despite all her reasoning, she was slowly falling in love with H.

Oh D, I may just have to start calling you Mrs. Clay Aiken. Falling in love with your gay BFF. Some say it's impossible. Others say it's inevitable.

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Gossip GIrl

Spotted - mattchew03 being unfaithful while in Florida. For M3, business and pleasure go hand and hand. Rumor has it, our favorite McFlurry went out for a night drinking, and fell asleep in bed with another man.

The next morning, he called tiredofbeinsexy to tell him what happened. T, being the push over that he is, didn't seem to care. After all, everybody has those days.

Everybody makes mistakes.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

There are a select few of you, who really, and truly, make my day. One of them is michellechelle. Whether she's buying big black dildos, or sucking off an investment banker , she never fails to entertain.

Her latest escapades? Well, it typical M fashion, they involve men, money, and most importantly, sex. It appears that M has landed herself a sugar daddy. She meets him in midtown, and then, she does whatever he wishes. In exchange for this act of borderline prostitution, M's sugar daddy gets her an apartment on 63rd and Madison.

Way to go, M. I'm sure Anna Nicole is smiling from her grave.

xoxo,
Gossip Girl